Dear Abby,

I just got married to a wonderful woman and I couldn't be happier! While our careers sometimes conflict (I am a skip tracer, she is a fugitive from justice), we are very much in love. We have had only one disagreement and I'm hoping you can help me settle it. My wife and I both receive instructions from the people who live above the clouds. The only way to effectively block out the transmissions is to cover our heads in aluminum. I think that a colander is the most effective method, while my wife feels that wrapping her head in aluminum foil intercepts unwanted transmissions. In your experience, what is the best way to block interstellar radio transmissions. Also, could you re-print the recipe for clams Lou Ferrigno? Thanks a lot.

Signed,
In love in Chicago